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Everything on this site is a potential KOL spoiler. Proceed at your own
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Welcome to Loathers.net, a webpage managed by the Loathers Scripting Collective! We are a group of coders who play and contribute to a long-running browser game, the Kingdom of Loathing. We're going to be using this site over the coming years to store analysis of the modern speed game, how our collective scripts tools for the game, and host semi-annual contests. We hope you enjoy our dulcet tones and sick beats.
Newest Analysis
Meat Shield Maiden: Overview
September 27, 2026This month's IOTM is a familiar that tries desperately to shield you from life's ills, and instead ends up grieviously injuring you. Life hurts, bucko.
Most Recent Contest
PASSING TIME IV: PAST TO THE FUTURE
January 5, 2025To pass the time between the new year and the Spring Challenge Path, we are hosting a speed ascension contest! The top 30 runners will all get one standard IOTM of their choice. That's dope! Check it out and enter now!
Newest Tool
Pricegun
November 20, 2025Pricegun is a web tool for finding data on item prices in the Mall of Loathing. It uses a time-weighted average accumulator to summarize recent marketplace data. Check it out!