Loathers.net Novemberâs Peace Turkey was all about keeping up tradition. The December IOTM, the TakerSpace, is a similarly traditional achievement. The important tradition TPTB are celebrating this month is the traditional reminder TPTB get near the end of the year that the last workshed in standard is about to rotate out. They then will, as is tradition, add the new workshed in the last two months to overlap with the existing workshed instead of saving it for January, forcing them to make a new workshed 24 months later as opposed to 35 months later. Letâs uncork our celebratory bottle of 3638 B.C. Chateau Filth Hermitage and examine this yearâs traditional workshed, the TakerSpace.
The TakerSpace is a workshed that allows you to combine a bunch of pirate-themed goodies. Every day, your workshed is supplied with 3 each of âstolen spicesâ, ârobbed rumsâ, âabsconded-with anchorsâ, and âmisappropriated mainmastsâ. You also get 1 âsnatched silkâ and 1 âgaffled goldâ. None of these are actual in-game items â theyâre (essentially) just currency that you can spend in your TakerSpace. (You can save these; the TakerSpace will just continue accumulating these goodies and allow you to spend them whenever you feel like it. Nice for aftercore!)
With so much currency and so many different combinations, you can make a LOT of items in your TakerSpace. To wit, here are the possible craftables from your TakerSpace, along with the itemâs cost in materials. I have (very roughly) ordered them according to speedrun value. Weâll discuss them in the next section!
| Item | Description/Usage | spice | rum | anchor | mast | silk | gold |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| pirate dinghy | Boat; allows access to the Mysterious Island of Mystery! | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| jolly roger flag | Accessory (melting); banishes monsters with above-average meat within the zone youâre adventuring in 75% of the time | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 |
| silky pirate drawers | Pants; -5% combat, +50% initiative | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| anchor bomb | Combat item; freerun banish, works for 30 turns | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| deft pirate hook | Offhand (melting); attacks with this equipped have a chance at knocking off a pickpocketable item from a monster | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| iron tricorn hat | Hat (melting); gives 11 charges of a 3-turn stun skill | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| tankard of spiced Goldschlepper | Booze; 7 advs, 1 drunk | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| cursed Aztec tamale | Food; 5 advs, 1 full (and gives +10 spooky damage) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| tankard of spiced rum | Booze; 4 advs, 1 drunk | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| chili powder cutlass | Weapon; +20 hot damage sword | 5 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| groggles | Accessory; +50% booze drops from monsters | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| spices | Itâs item #8, dogg! You know what spices are!!! | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| harpoon | Combat item; damages the opponent, does nothing else of note | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| packaged luxury garment | Usable; generates 1 of 3 fancy governor items, all of which are untradeable and give +20% to a stat | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 |
| pirrrateâs currrse | Usable item; curses a player and adds 2 Rs after every one they type in chat | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| jolly roger tattoo kit | Usable; confers a tattoo (shocking, I know) | 0 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 |
| sleeping profane parrot | Familiar hatchling; hatches a Profane Parrot, which is a sleaze-attacking potato | 15 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| golden pet rock | Familiar hatchling; hatches a golden pet rock | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
One last note â this Crimbo, there was a weird, random interaction between TakerSpace and Crimboâs Veteranâs Day Island, where using a key on the NC got you one of the spice/rum/anchor/masts. It is entirely possible that there are more of these that speedrunners will only discover next year, when the model train set isnât on for all of your combats in a run. If that happens, Iâll try to add that here!
The TakerSpace, as a workshed, is a tiny bit out of the ordinary. From a speedrunning perspective, all IOTM worksheds either do something as you keep adventuring with the given workshed or require resources you gain as you adventure throughout your run. To use the prior 6 IOTM worksheds as examples:
TakerSpace doesnât really fit into the âworkshedâ mold. This is funny, since (in a manner of speaking) the exact thing I do in my own workshed is woodworking and metallurgy and other such activities, combining items to make things. Perhaps this will be a new era of workshed usage that more closely matches real-life worksheds, where you get items and put them together and thatâs that. (It probably wonât, TPTB make IOTMs that sound funny and good, they assuredly did not think of TakerSpace the way Iâm thinking about it.)
Regardless. What DO you use your TakerSpace currency for? Luckily, thereâs a whole section about that coming right up!
Welcome to the whole section about that! There are essentially 5 ascension-relevant items in the TakerSpace that are useful to the speedsters among us:
The first (and most obviously useful) item is the pirate dinghy. Itâs quite rare for TPTB to mint items that provide ways to avoid the Shoreâs dreaded 9-turn tax. The Candy Cane Sword Cane cut 3 turns off it, but in unrestricted most of us were still using the Yellow Puck to unlock the shore. Now, I think people will (likely) ignore those puck turns and simply use the TakerSpace on turn 1 to grab the dinghy. This item saves 9 turns in the base case and costs 1 ANCHOR, 1 MAST, and 1 SILK.
The second item of interest is the jolly roger flag. This item reminds me a bit of 2018âs balanced antler. The antler gave you a single reroll against beasts, which served as a full beast banish in a 1-beast zone and a harsh drop in beast frequency in zones with 2+ beasts but other possible items. I donât know if anyone ever pulled it for a speedrun, but it wouldâve made a great pull for the Palindome back in the day. The jolly roger flag banishes monsters with above-average meat for the zone. This banish activates 66% of the time, independently activating for each rich monster. To use a few zones as examples, the Jolly Roger Flag will make you less likely to encounter:
There are a few more, but these probably rank as the spiciest and most interesting ones. The best way to think about the flag is that it exists as (essentially) a means to make it more likely you will encounter poor monsters than rich monsters. If you have a zone that has 1 poor and 2 rich monsters, instead of a 33% chance for each monster, you are looking at something like 60% for the poor monster and 20% for each of the two rich monsters. This is a relatively neat tool, although it is best used in concert with either olfaction or our other sniff-likes (the McHugeLarge slash, the sniff-kick in Zootomist, etc).
The reason for this is that the banished monsters do not enter the queue, and due to the fact that monsters are independently banished, you have a decent likelihood that one or two will roll the 33% chance of showing up. This means that if the monster you actually want to see has queue rejection and the conditionally banished rich monsters donât, you become highly likely to see those rich monsters floating around. In general, the item will work more dependably in zones where itâs only banishing a few monsters, and will work best when combined with sniffs of the monster you actually want to see. When used properly, this item probably avoids 2-3 unwanted encounters in a run. It can be a bit of a feelsbad item; youâll really notice the times it doesnât work and you wonât notice the times it avoids you a bad combat. But itâs still worth a handful of turns in value. The flag costs 1 RUM, 1 ANCHOR, and 1 SILK.
The third item of interest? The silky pirate drawers. Please see the Peace Turkey article for more on how to evaluate minus combat buffs. If you have this the whole run, itâs around a 2-turn value. Realistically, though, you canât wear it in every NC in your NC hunt⌠because it happens to cost 2 SILK, which you wonât have until day 2. RIP.
The fourth item of interest is the anchor bomb. Itâs a very simple freerun-banish combat item, so itâs always worth 1 turn in delay (and a small bit extra if you really need the banish for something, like perhaps the Yossarian junkyard quest). This will likely see a bit more play as a softcore pull than an actual in-run use â unfortunately, the cost of the bomb rules out any other anchor uses, because it costs 1 RUM, 3 ANCHOR, 1 MAST, 1 GOLD.
The fifth (and in my view final) item of serious interest is the deft pirate hook. Itâs a bit better for fun aftercore purposes (like the current Crimbo, where it effectively doubles your combat take on Spirits in the Holiday Islands), but it has a little bit of a fun twist by unlocking some pickpockets for classes that canât pickpocket (while allowing a chance of a double-up pickpocket for classes that can). Because the pirate hook is just a normal pickpocket rather than a special one, itâs mainly useful for things like giving you a slight extra shot at more stone wool or bubblin crudes. It can also be useful in the Shadow Rifts, as it seems to bypass the zoneâs drop rate restrictions, giving you a slight extra boost for more shadow goodies. It also can just ambiently increase your gains in a few fights! Does have some anti-synergy with Goose (IE, can remove things from the drop pool you were intending to goose dupe) but is overall a pleasant and reasonably fun use of an offhand. Worth about a turn, probably, only happening on the rare occasion where it really bails you out. It costs 1 ANCHOR, 1 MAST, and 1 GOLD.
So, those are cool! The thing is⌠you canât really get all of them. Next year, when my beloved 2-day hardcore metas will return, there will be a lot of fun facestabbing potential around saving zones for D2 Jolly Roger Flag usage. But until then, you only have 1 day of resources, and that means you can really only snag 1 of the top 4 items. Helpfully, you CAN snag both the dinghy and the hook, which is a nice combo. If you get both, that leaves you with 3 SPICE, 2 RUM, 1 ANCHOR, 1 MAST. You can get whatever the hell you want at that point â nothing else dramatically moves the needle.
We rate the TakerSpace as a tier 2 IOTM. Itâs a bit of an odd duck. In the current 1-day meta, it really is only saving you 6-7 turns with the dinghy + the hook due to CCSCâs awesome shore interaction. But this is the kind of IOTM thatâs essentially MADE for a 2-day meta, getting you a good 6-7 turns on D1, then 2-3 turns on D2 from clutch Jolly Roger encounter adjustment atop cute habitat tricks and bleeding edge play. And itâll save 3 more turns in a few standard cycles, when the CCSC drops out. Thereâs something for everyone here! (Also, the theming is cute, my overly long paean to worksheds aside.)